I'm a huge fan of Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia maintained using a WiKi. Now, however, comes (via NTK) a truly warped metamorphosis of that esteemed (and often maligned) site: Uncyclopedia. This aims to provide complete misinformation and utter lies, including this one about the Dark Ages:
The Dark Ages began in 1004 A.D., when the sun was devoured by an unfathomably large gerbil.
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